My stomach started to PLUMIT, FALL
when I looked down and saw I had ONE MISSED CALL
I guess I’m pretty nervous, and mama mia I HATE IT
My whole life changed when my phone VIBRATED
*I got a call*
My girl told me she had somethin’ to tell me and I PANIKED
She said baby it’s over, my heart “sunk” like the TITANIC
Wait! STOP! WHAT?
I felt like a fist had be raised leaving my chin KNOCKED UP
how could I STAND IT?
I said why? - She said I COULD TELL YA’
Daniel, let me explain- you were a GOOD FELLA
But you SEE.. SO..
I was “trying to find” myself like NEMO
but with you, it was proving to be harder then Chris Farley getting in a SPEEDO
But its rush hour, I better get OFF THE PHONE
I’ll see you soon, we’ll TALK AT HOME
*she walked in.. and continued talking*
it was Fantastic for, the LAST FEW YEARS
I’ll never forget you Daniel, I even got a TATTOO TEAR
Its just that I feel like I’m LOST, INSANE!
We had a image but Dan, in real life it’s just NOT THE SAME
I Couldn’t believe it, no-homo But! – SHES THE MAN
how could she just LEAVE ME? DAMN!
I just need to transform MY PAIN
and get rid of this MIGRANE
So now I HOLDIN THIS MIC STRAIGHT
and try to “thaw” my heart that’s as COLD AS AN ICE AGE
then she said goodluck Daniel, my brain started to SHOUT AND SPIN SLOW
I thought, Lady.. you can just take your Good luck – Chuck it OUT THE WINDOW
She used to send me notes, I’m sitting here reading them..
The total weight of those notes must have been SEVEN POUNDS
Now I feel like my soul is HEAVEN BOUND
I wonder if she MISSED ME? I’D PRAY
that she’d love me all year again, for 300- and SIXTY FIVE DAYS
I used to be able to TAKE A LOT
but I started now I started to burn after reading because my FACE WAS HOT
I was alone in my house, I tried to justify my WEAK SETTINGS
saying I didn’t need her.. she was as Fat as my GREEK WEDDING!
Not a lot of my friends used to THINK ITS TRUE
but I used to drive 8 miles just to catch a GLIMPSE OF YOU
Now I walk along the beach and you HAUNTED THE SHORE
I used to take her out just to FLAUNT N’ ADORE
her love? Day after day I just WANTED IT MORE
I remember as she got in the car and IT STARTED TO FLEE
I felt the burning in my eyes as she DEPARTED FROM ME
I remember the day you came right OUT THE BLUE
I said she was the one! And no DOUBT, ITS TRUE!
I had a broken heart, and I couldn’t MEND NOTHIN’
she was beautiful, and “getting younger everyday” like BEN BUTTON
her skin was like SUADE BUT GREATER
Now she’s gone, and I went from being an Iron man, to MADE OF PAPER
I was SWEATIN FA SHO’
I felt like a jarhead for LETTIN HER GO
I don’t think I should DARE SAY
I was sittin’ in the bathroom and I caught sight of your HAIR SPRAY
it reminded me of all the FUN SHE CONJURED
the mere thought made me feel DUMB AND DUMBER
Because, I genuinely loved you, not the HIPS YOU SHAKIN
it really was a superbad SITUATION
Babygirl I’m TORN, REMEMBER ME
You will always be my BORN SUPREMACY
I pictured a beach, and the VIOLENCE OF THE SAND
Then sat and watched the sun set with the same SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
A light had gone out and I was hopin’ it would STAY DARK
even though im no longer a man with a BRAVE HEART
I realize that I acted BOLD AND STUFF
all I hope is that you don’t HOLD A GRUDGE
I just wanted us to fly like DOVES DO
my last words to you baby:
PS… I LOVE YOU!
